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12.06.2025 10:42
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks